"I Got 99 Cookies But a Bitch Ate One" Santa Tee
"I Got 99 Cookies But a Bitch Ate One" Santa Tee
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This tee brings a cheeky, irreverent twist to holiday humor — a soft, breathable crew-neck that feels lived-in from day one. The front shows a vintage-style Santa with a sly smirk and a lit cigarette, framed by bold, tongue-in-cheek text that reads like a late-night laugh with friends. Wear it to casual holiday hangs, ugly-sweater-adjacent parties, or when you want to break the syrupy cheer with a wink. The fit sits clean and modern, easy to layer under jackets or over long sleeves, and the lightweight cotton keeps it comfortable whether you’re out caroling or chilling by the fire with a drink in hand.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for a structured, modern look
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTF/DTG printed graphics depending on fulfillment partner — crisp detail and vibrant finish
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, responsibly manufactured (Fair Labor Association & WRAP standards)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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